"You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious." — When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials aren’t buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

taitetsu:

Colored by (́◉◞౪◟◉‵)

Dedicated to ♥, ♥, ♥,

gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

bloodcaste:

johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

katyanoctis:

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

omfg

All my cat people should do this XDDDDD

iphisquandary:

Requested by anonymous

*gross sobbing*

iwantobe120: